Eulogy

I'd blog today, but the shorty wants to get on the computer.  That's how it goes, folks.  As a parent, whatever it is that you want to do, you must share or outright relinquish it instead to your offspring.  It doesn't matter if they are, say, watching TV, if you begin using the computer, your offspring will immediately want to use the computer.  Furthermore, if you then go and do something involving the television, the likelihood that the offspring will then alter her or his desires to involve said television is quite probable.  

I pulled the strip out of my ass this week, but you know, I like how it turned out.